Masturbators Information and Advice

Masturbators

Firstly, let's just say that masturbation is completely normal for both men and women. In fact it is true to say, that those who do not masturbate are actually much rarer than those that do. Masturbating is good for you and probably essential for your sexual well-being. Obviously, most of us would prefer to have sex in a warm and loving relationship but for a variety of reasons that is not always possible. Masturbation, for many then, is a healthy release of sexual tension.

An indication of how popular masturbation is, can be found in the number of terms or expressions in the English language that refer to the act of masturbation. Here are a selection of them:
Wank, Jerk Off, Pull Your Pud, Beat Your Meat, Bash The Bishop, Spank The Monkey, Jack Off, Choke The Chicken, Toss, Hand Job, Pump The Python.

It is true to say that most men are wankers.

Masturbating - Need a helping hand?

For many, the hand is the weapon of choice for wanking - err, sorry - masturbation, perhaps with some lubrication to make it more exciting and satisfying. Others, so it is said, will use a jar of warm livers. Some, perhaps tired of all those trips to the local butcher, look to modern technology to solve the problem, such are the modern day masturbators.

The ultimate goal of most masturbators is to feel like a warm, wet vagina gripping your hot rigid cock. If it looks a bit like a pussy, then so much the better. Other types of masturbators represent a mouth and are used to simulate a blow job (sucking of the penis) and yet others represent an anus (arse hole) with the obvious job of simulating a butt fuck (anal intercourse/anal sex).

Typically the masturbator is lubricated and then the erect penis is inserted into it, much the same as you would do with a vagina. Most masturbators are manually moved up and down the shaft of the penis so as to replicate the thrusting action of sexual intercourse. Some have internal vibrators to provide extra stimulation. Openings tend to be a tight fit but loosen with lubricated insertion and regular use, as with vaginas, one size generally fits all.

Don't forget the lubrication but make sure it is compatible with the material of your masturbator.

Types of Masturbators

There are several different types, blowjob, vagina and anus masturbators, so it is up to the individual to choose the type that rings their bell. We stock masturbators from the simple Mr Jac-Off silicone pad to the deluxe Cyber Pussy.

Featured Products

The Masturbator Sleeve is a no-nonsense toy. Simple and to-the-point and above all cheap. Lay back, close your eyes, add some lube and slid in. Don't think of England, think of your favourite sex object and slowly thrust your penis in and out! When well lubed, feels just like a wet slippery vagina!

The aptly named Monkey Spanker is an innovative idea. The handle has a small vibrator in it to add to the sensations. Push your penis through the rubber membrane in the looped part and start spanking! It is said that the membrane feels just like the lovely soft interior of a woman's vagina that we all love. And, as it is flat and not easily recognisable as a masturbator, you can take it on holiday with you. Just in case you don't pull!

Every man loves a blow job and the Arias Cock Pleaser is just the toy you need. For some men having their penis sucked exceeds even the pleasure they get from vaginal sex, it's the ultimate intimate pleasure. It's moulded from the lower part of porn queen Aria's face and she's ready to take you to the hilt! Better still, she'll swallow your load...

Mary Cary quite contrary, she'll make your penis grow... This is a very popular mid-range, semi-realistic masturbator. Has a nubby interior for that realistic tight-vagina feel! Grease it up and slid in between those beautiful pussy lips, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

If your finances can afford it, the deluxe Jessi Capelli Give Me a Hand is probably the best masturbator available. In fact it is almost an Artificial Vagina, it's that good. Moulded from the ultra-realistic UR3 Rubber and in a very saucy pose. The vaginal lips are held invitingly open for you to see the moist treasures within. She wants it bad! There is also a tradesman's entrance for, err, well, filthy tradesmen...