Bionic Tonic Sex Toys

Closing Down (Well Sort Of) EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 16:05:40 +0000

We're having to change the waty we operate due to the state of the economy. We have marked all our Vibrators prices down (some below wholesale cost). Get a cheap Xmas Present here...

Reading eBooks on the Apple iPad

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 15:54:06 +0000

Is the iPad a good ereader? What Apps to use and how good are they?

FREE EROTIC EBOOKS

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 15:52:21 +0000

There's about 15 free erotic ebooks for the taking here...

Laura Middleton: Her Brother and Her Lover by Anonymous - FREE EROTICA

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 15:50:51 +0000

Fans of Victorian erotica will love Laura Middleton: Her Brother and Her Lover, a titillating work of fantasy that embodies the tension and barely suppressed desires that often lurked just beneath the surface of nineteenth-century society...

The Power of Mesmerism by Anonymous - FREE EROTICA

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 15:49:53 +0000

Starring Frank Etheridge, a man who picked up certain skills in Germany that give him power over men and women. He uses this talent as best he can on the outside world, but also works within the family...

Forbidden Fruit by Anonymous - FREE EROTICA

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 15:48:19 +0000

A young man's erotic education at the hands of the several female relatives and household staff. His aunt begins the process, followed by the available virgin domestics. Activities he gets involved in include the birch...

Vampire Berserker by Carl East - FREE EROTICA

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 15:48:16 +0000

Being a vampire and being allergic to blood isn't a good mix. Our hero finds himself in such a predicament, and prepares for the inevitable. Yet through it all he may yet find an answer to his problem...

The Crush by Carl East - FREE EROTICA

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 15:48:13 +0000

A short story of a crush between an eighteen year old male and a thirty year old female neighbor. When Richard gets the chance to go with his neighbor, he doesn't think twice and the most erotic thoughts he ever had of this beauty start to come true...

Who is Carl East?

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 08:49:51 +0000

In July 2010, this was the number one book at the bestseller list of Apple's book store: Blonde and Wet, The Complete Story, followed by Big Sis, both erotic short stories written by English authur Carl East. Well, not anymore...

Jessica Rabbit Original - New Vibrator At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 12:57:47 +0100

The shaft contains an abundance of pearl stimulation beads that massage you as the reversible rotating shaft gets to work inside you. Simultaneously enjoy the soft multi speed vibrating bunny ears as they probe your clitoris...

Rechargeable Magic Massager - New Massager At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 12:58:30 +0100

Can be used for conventional massages but that's not what you're here for, is it? With a little ingenuity this product will give you earth shattering orgasms...

Belladonnas Magic Hand is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Fri, 28 May 2010 13:53:27 +0100

Want to try Fisting? You need a helping hand! Belladonnas here to help. The naughty porn star has had her hand moulded so she can Fist you like you've never been fisted before! Experience the FISTING pleasure. You will need copious amounts of lubricant when fisting...

BASIX Fist of Fury is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Fri, 28 May 2010 13:51:40 +0100

This fist shaped dildo is scarily lifelike in size and form. You will need plenty of lubricant when fisting, so don't forget to add some lube to your order. And if your going for the tradesman's entrance then try a numbing lubricant such as Anal Eaze...

Real Dong is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 26 May 2010 12:37:16 +0100

Made from Nature Skin, a soft yet firm material, combined with the real shape of the veiny shaft and testicles, it really is the closet thing to a Real Penis you can get...

Lust Sleeve is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 26 May 2010 12:35:44 +0100

The Lust Sleeve is a super stretchy and sensual sleeve which feels just like real skin but will give him an extra 3 cms in length. As well as coming with free talc and lube it also comes with a cock ring to keep him harder for longer...

Hollow Strap-On Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 10:18:16 +0000

Increase length and width with a simple but effective hollow padded strap-on dildo. Ideal for men with erection difficulties or who just want some extra Umph!

She-Stim Electro Touch Spare Cable - New Vibrator At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:04:07 +0000

This standard replacement cable can be used with any She-Stim product. She-Stim is a unique stimulation system. It will stimulate your nerve endings using carefully produced electrical signals to generate highly stimulating sensations...

She-Stim Electro Touch Square Love Pads - New Vibrator At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:14:54 +0000

The She Stim self adhesive love pads are for use with She Stim unique stimulation system. These square pads connect to your She-Stim Electro Touch system and can be re used up to 5 times each. Enjoy the unique sensation of electro sex...

She-Stim Electro Touch Slim Love Pads - New Vibrator At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:11:01 +0000

These self adhesive pads are for use with the She-Stim Electro Touch unique stimulation system. The She-Stim Electro Touch Slim Love Pads connect to your system and can be re used up to 5 times each. A great size for placing along the labia or around the penis shaft...

Male Edge Basic - Penis Enlarger - New Vibrator At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:31:05 +0000

From the makers of the Jes Extender, the most successful penis extender in the world to date, comes this updated, stronger, lighter weight version that is guaranteed to make you bigger, quicker!...

She-Stim Electro Touch Starter Pack - New Vibrator At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:09:13 +0000

She Stim is a unique stimulation product. It doesn't vibrate or rotate it stimulates your nerve endings using carefully produced electrical signals to generate highly stimulating sensations...

Electro Stimulators - New Category At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 9 Nov 2009 13:45:54 +0000

Electro stimulators operate directly on the nervous system it give a deeper, more intense feeling. All people are different so some people will find certain levels and settings to be more pleasurable...

Cock Cage Enhancer - New Vibrator At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 11:08:27 +0100

The Cock Cage Enhancer is a super stretchy, sturdy support that keeps you harder for longer and delivers amazing sensations to him and her during love making...

FREE EBOOK The Great Outdoors by Fergie Boy - New At Adult eBook Shop

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 6 Aug 2009 09:46:20 +0100

Alfresco sex can be such a thrill; exposure to the elements enhancing the fun. The sun's rays caressing your naked body or the surf washing over you as you ride a young buck; the sound of nature all around as you get banged in the woods; or the noise of the city, its hustle and bustle, forming the backdrop to a back-alley fuck...

The Brilliant Adam's Pleasureskin Cock Is Back In Stock!

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:19:26 +0100

The 8 inch Adam's PleasureSkin cock is generously sized and hand-crafted for full penis detail. PleasureSkin rubber feels like real to the touch and is also firm like an erect penis. A massive pair of balls adds to the effect...

Adam's Cock 7X Vibrating - New Vibrator At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:23:03 +0100

This is the motorised version of top selling Adam's Pleasureskin Cock! It's a whole 8 inches of realistic vibrating ecstasy! Make your way through the 7 exciting vibrating and pulsating functions. This super vibrator is waterproof too - shower time has never been so much fun...

Mexican Rebels Sex Slaves - Vol 2 Illustrated by Powerone - New At Adult eBook Shop

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:29:53 +0100

This is Powerone's second volume of this story. Containing Chapters 5 to 9 of the whole volume, this is complete with 20 fine illustrations (in the same style as the cover) by Aries. This is a truly cracking BDSM story and the illustrations are worthy collectors items. Christy and her lovely, 18 year old, virginal daughter Angela are on a jeep ride into the Mexican jungle. ...

Big Brother Sophie Reade Naughty Photo Gallery

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 9 Jun 2009 14:21:13 +0100

Bollock Buster has a soft gallery and video clip of busty blonde Sophie Reade, who is one of the inmates in this year's house...

Watch Live Hardcore Sex on Your PC

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Sun, 24 May 2009 10:26:47 +0100

All British Hardcore TV! ADULT LIVE TV is the only live sex show that broadcasts the highest quality Spunk Swallowing, Cunt Dripping, Fucking action live On the web. With the biggest British names in the industry appearing on a weekly basis and brand new screen virgins breaking their hardcore cherry live on air, ADULT LIVE TV the place to be...

Mexican Rebels Sex Slaves - Vol 1 Illustrated by Powerone - New At Adult eBook Shop

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 7 Apr 2009 10:11:50 +0100

This is the first volume of this story. Containing Chapters 1 to 4 of the whole volume, this is complete with 20 fine illustrations (in the same style as the cover) by Aries. This is a truly cracking BDSM story and the illustrations are worthy collectors items. Christy and her lovely, 18 year old, virginal daughter Angela are on a jeep ride into the Mexican jungle...

Bathmate Hydropump Blue - New Vibrator At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 10:52:27 +0000

Pamper your penis! The Bathmate is the world's first hydrotherapy pump! Proven to achieve optimum penile fitness for men of all ages. Repeated use will help you to achieve longer length plus harder and stronger erections...

Prince Charming Realistic Dildo - New Vibrator At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 10:41:37 +0000

Charmed I'm sure! This life-like realistic dildo's balls conceal a suction base that allows for hands free action. So it must be legal! Nice and thick, does the trick, really pleases ladies (or men for that matter). A right royal Prince Charming...

3 Speed Power Bullet Vibrator - New Vibrator At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 10:39:13 +0000

The wireless 3-speed Power Bullet is a must have for any sex toy fan on the go. It's small and discreet but sure packs a punch with a push button that takes you through 3 powerful speed settings...

Pleasure Master Double Plug - New Vibrator At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 10:37:32 +0000

The Pleasure master double Plug from Doc Johnson is packed with sensations! Can be used it vaginally or analy this great plug has a double beaded design and can be inflated to give you that completely full feeling....

Pressure Pleasure Pump - New Vibrator At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 10:35:32 +0000

If you think big is best then the Toy Joy Pressure Pleasure Pump is for you! This pump has a silicone sleeve for extra comfort and a powerful suction pump to enlarge the penis...

Bully Boy Vibrator - New Vibrator At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 10:33:17 +0000

8.5 inches long, the Bully Boy realistic latex vibrator with a bulbous base that's spiked with gentle latex nodules to tantalise your clitoris. Features full multi-speed control...

The Huge BAM Dildo Is Back In Stock At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:31:37 +0000

The largest of our black realistic cocks, Bam is a massive 13 inches long and it's seriously thick at 2.7-Inches in width, that's 8.5" cir-CUM-ference! BACK IN STOCK!

Rechargeable O-gasmic Orbiter - New Vibrator At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:29:02 +0000

This rechargeable vibrator with clitoral (rabbit) stimulator is sensually smooth with a basic design, great for those who like the simple things is life. Stylish and functional, a great product...

Remote Control Mini Vibe - New Vibrator At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:27:22 +0000

Get ready for powerful and portable pulsating power! This pearlescent wireless waterproof mini vibe can be controlled from up to 9 feet away. Use on your own or hand the controls to a partner for great teasing action...

Big Fat Cock Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:39:04 +0000

This Realistic Vibrator is phthalate free, waterproof and with its curved shaft, will stimulate your G Spot like nothing you have ever experienced before. If you like your man big and a nice pair of balls to hang on to, then this veiny shafted beauty is the only vibrator for you.

Prostate Stimulator Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:31:51 +0000

Perfect for beginners to the world of prostate stimulation, this first-timer anal stimulator is cleverly curved to hit the right spot every time. The smooth, non-porous tip is angled to gently massage your prostate, while the nubby tips on the handle simultaneously presses against the perineum (the magic spot between the testicles...

Vibrating Prostate Stimulator Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:30:07 +0000

The Vibrating Prostate Stimulator will help you discover your male G-spot and experience explosive, full-body orgasms! Perfect for beginners to the world of prostate stimulation, this first-timer anal vibe is cleverly curved to hit the right spot every time. The smooth, non-porous tip is angled to gently massage your prostate...

Clit Sucker Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:27:46 +0000

This clit sucker is amazing for mind blowing clitoral sensations! Simply pump until the suction cup stays in place over your clitoris and turn on the vibrator for precision stimulation. Waterproof too so try it in the bath for an exciting thrill...

Fetish Fantasy Open Mouth Gag Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:24:45 +0000

This Open Mouth Gag will teach your lover the meaning of submissive in no time. Act out your fantasies and fulfil your desires while your partner is gagged and silent. The firm rubber gag fits snugly in your mouth and adjusts easily with PVC straps. Use it like a Cock Ring!!!

Free Erotic eBook!

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Fri, 7 Nov 2008 10:34:07 +0000

Yes! Absolutely FREE! Just go over to Adult eBook Shop and download it. It's a great read, plenty of sex...

Search by Tags New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:28:18 +0100

You can now use a Tag Cloud to help you search for products. The larger the font of the Tag, the more often it has been searched for...

Pleasure Tops Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:48:30 +0100

The cone shape with clitoral stimulator means you dip down deeper to increase penetration and lean forward to increase stimulation. Two motors, one in the tip and one in the clitoral stimulator means its delivers sensations to where you need it most...

Desire And Regret Part 1 by Jack Allen is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Fri, 5 Sep 2008 13:32:10 +0100

First Of A Three Part Story About Pam, Her Brother Ethan And His Huge Cock. Pam and Ethan live with their mother and have an attraction for each other but are not sure how to act on that attraction. Pam loses her virginity...

Girls Not Named Mary by Jack Allen is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 3 Sep 2008 11:40:27 +0100

Short erotic stories about Ethan, his huge cock, and girls not named Mary... These are short a very sexy stories in Jack's 'tell it as it is' style. Both guys and girls will enjoy this book...

Belladonna's Extreme Pussy And Ass Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:03:10 +0100

Belladonna likes to be treated like a whore not a princess. This pussy and ass has been moulded from her and is made from UR3 meaning it looks and feels just like the real thing. Her hands are are reaching back pulling herself apart, spreading those lips as she cannot wait for you to bury yourself in her to the hilt!

Mary Carey UR3 Pussy And Ass Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:41:53 +0100

The Mary Carey pussy and ass is ready and waiting for you! She can't wait for you to bury yourself in her, see how she's fingering her hot open vagina!

Molly's Little Sister by Jack Allen is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:19:14 +0100

Ethan has a new girlfriend named Molly, but she has trouble handling his oversized equipment. He breaks her in slowly, to give her time to adjust. Molly has a younger sister named Brandi, and she is all over her big sister's new boyfriend...

The Hazing by Jack Allen is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:57:08 +0100

Pam McCullen is a freshman at college and she wants to pledge to the most exclusive and mysterious sorority on campus. Her roommate warns her to stay away, but Pam doesn’t listen and decides to pledge anyway. On the first night of the sorority pledge, Pam is inducted into their unusual hazing ritual. First, she is given a selection of controlled substances. Then she is stripped naked...

Grant's Big Day Part 1 by Jack Allen is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:55:41 +0100

Grant is a very lucky young man, even if he doesn't know it. He is blessed with what every man wants: a huge cock. But is it a blessing or a curse? When Grant hears that his best friend's Mom is a slut and sleeps around, he decides to see if he can get some use out of his enormous cock....

The Hollister School For Girls by Powerone is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:16:12 +0100

Contemporary classic of B&D! The Hollister School for Girls is a private school for wayward daughters of the very wealthy and aristocratic. New to the school from England is Headmaster Michael, who brings with him long abandoned yet successful methods for disciplining troublesome young ladies...

A Slave To Work by Powerone is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:14:07 +0100

Submit or lose her job! That's the choice one young woman had to make. To keep her plush job with benefits, she had to agree to become a slave and plaything to the corporate executives...

Maidens And Myths by Michelle Houston is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:11:12 +0100

In this all new collection of erotic tales just perfect for bedtime, bestselling author Michelle Houston mixes eros, magic, sex, and myth to produce a stunning book that is sure to win her new legions of fans. One thing is for sure, Mt. Olympus will never be the same again! Here is Houston's take on the classic Greek and Roman legends...

Extasy Ring Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:41:24 +0100

Men can enjoy fantastic support with this super soft and stretchy ring whilst women can simultaneously enjoy the tickling sensation of the soft stimuli nubs...

Double Dildo Flexible 18 Inch Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:39:42 +0100

18 inches of pure ecstasy with this incredible double ended dong. This is the classic double ender, soft, flexible yet firm jelly dildo to fulfil your deepest desires...

Ultra 4 Thruster Vibe Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:32:29 +0100

This amazing vibrator from Seven Creations has all the usual features of a rabbit style vibrator with a big difference, the beads in the shaft thrusts up and down...

Japanese G-Spot Squirmy Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 8 Jul 2008 18:17:56 +0100

The Japanese G Spot Squirmy benefits from a velvet touch silicone sleeve making it sumptiously soft to the touch. Soft nodules will massage your clitoris whilst the carefully angled head will vibrate comfortably on your G Spot...

Roxy Jezel Doggie Style Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:56:37 +0100

This doggy style vibrating pussy and ass has been moulded from Roxy Jezel herself! She's spreading her legs and waiting for you to take her from behind, just the way she likes it...

Heavy Duty Hand Cuffs Are New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:54:45 +0100

These double locking handcuffs will turn an ordinary encounter with your lover into an erotic fantasy. These quality cuffs come with an extra key so remember to always keep the spare somewhere safe...

Ultrastud Soft Mount Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:50:29 +0100

This 8 inch jelly vibrator with clitoral stimulator has a super suction cupped base that will mount to any smooth surface - bath tubs, tiles, tables, chairs, anywhere...

Ben Dover G Spot Smoothie Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:58:42 +0000

As one of the best know adult movie actors in the world, Ben Dover knows exactly what works when it comes to bringing excitement to the bedroom. Five speed ergonomically designed splash proof G-spot vibrator...

Spank Ties Bondage Restraint Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:56:11 +0000

If you've ever fancied tying your partner up but been baffled by buckles, knots, locks and keys, look no further - Spank Ties consist of firm flexible metal wire covered with a soft, comfortable spongy rubber - with a couple of twists you can restrain your partner...

Original Ben Wa Balls Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 7 Feb 2008 15:22:54 +0000

Ben Wa balls, or Geisha Balls as they are sometimes known, originated in the orient, where they were popular not only as a sensuous means of pleasure for the ladies who wore them, but also as a means of toning the pelvic floor muscles after child birth, resulting in longer and better orgasms...

Vaginal Balls At Bionic Tonic Sex Toys

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 7 Feb 2008 15:21:24 +0000

Vaginal Balls has been made a new category on the site and is now under 'Toys For Her'. Watch out for exciting new products...

Anal Joy Lubricant Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Sat, 2 Feb 2008 12:35:31 +0000

This thick gel lubricant is perfect for intimate anal play. Its water based, contains soothing Aloe Vera and is condom compatible for maximum effect, comfort and safety.

St Valentine's Day - Erotic Rabbit Cheapest Price On The Web! BY FAR!!!

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 19:56:50 +0000

The Erotic Rabbit is just about the most popular rabbit vibrator on the plannet. Bionic Tonic has just REDUCED the price to an incredible £12.99 for St Valentine's Day! Hope your feeling rampant!

St Valentine's Day - Cupids Ring of Love Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 19:54:38 +0000

This soft and stretchy heart shaped silicone cock ring will help you maintain an erection for longer whilst showing your partner how you really feel...

Naughty Fairy Tales Vol 1 By Isabelle Rose

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:42:48 +0000

This collection of stories was well written and positively addicting. The delicious tales left me wanting more. One thing that I really liked about this story is that I've never read anything like it. The tales are so unique even though the basis for the stories is well knows works of art. Ms. Rose has got talent and I can't wait to read anything else that she might bring our way...

FREE HARDCORE PORN DVD SPECIAL OFFER

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 10:47:41 +0000

Choose 3 hardcore porn DVDs and only pay for 2, you get the cheapest one absolutely FREE!

Spanish Fly Cheapest Price On The Web! BY FAR!!!

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 10:44:21 +0000

ONLY £2.95!!! Spanish Fly has long been a legendary aphrodisiac and for good reason. Just a few drops will make him or her feel very horny. Genitals literally tingle with anticipation and the only cure is SEX...

RO 80mm Cheapest Price On The Web! BY FAR!!!

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 10:42:04 +0000

The RO 80mm is the world's most powerful vibrating bullet and delivers vibration so intense you will climax in seconds...

Pulsating Pleasure Ring Cheapest Price On The Web! BY FAR!!!

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 10:38:22 +0000

The Pulsating Pleasure Ring is slightly larger than the single use variety and has 9 levels of vibration and pulsation but best of all the batteries can be replaced allowing it to be used TIME AND TIME AGAIN...

Prosthetic With Body Straps Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:48:57 +0000

Flesh coloured penis shaped prosthetic for men who are experiencing erection problems and still want to pleasure their partners'...

Vibrating Strap-on Hollow Extender Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:46:17 +0000

The Vibrating Strap-on Hollow Extender is designed to be worn by men to increase girth and length of the penis or more usually, for men with erection problems, as no erection is required to have sex with this on...

Get FREE Copy of Fanny Hill By John Cleland

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Sun, 9 Dec 2007 13:43:21 +0000

Among the most banned books of all time, Cleland's 18th Century novel got the author in trouble with many of the authorities. However, the quality of writing was so impressive, Cleland managed to wrangle a pension from one of the authority figures present at his trial...

Get FREE Copy of Lady Chatterley's Lover By D H Lawrence

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Sun, 9 Dec 2007 13:39:38 +0000

This D.H. Lawrence classic was turned down by Obelisk in 1929, but eventually published by them in 1936, and later by Olympia Press. The story itself derives from Lawrence's experiences in eastern Sicily, where a woman of his acquaintance and station took up with a local farmer. The publication of the book caused a scandal due to its explicit sex scenes...

Rabbit Pearl Cheapest Price On The Web! BY FAR!!!

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:19:00 +0000

The Rabbit Pearl is one of the most popular rabbit vibrator in the world. Bionic Tonic has just REDUCED the price to an incredible £10.99 for XMAS! Hope your feeling rampant!

Special Christmas Offer To All Our Customers

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 15:52:40 +0000

We are giving away a FREE Cock Ring with EVERY ORDER!

Erotic Rabbit Cheapest Price On The Web! BY FAR!!!

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:03:33 +0000

The Erotic Rabbit is just about the most popular rabbit vibrator on the plannet. Bionic Tonic has just REDUCED the price to an incredible £12.99 for XMAS! Hope your feeling rampant!

Sta-Erect Delay Spray Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:15:26 +0000

A very mild non-toxic topical desensitiser in spray form. Produces a slight numbing effect over a desired area that keeps you going much, much longer. Make Love LONGER...

Thai Toy Beads Cheapest Price On The Web!

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 7 Nov 2007 14:33:35 +0000

These Thai Beads are extremely effective anal orgasms and stimulation. Start small and work your way to the top, use for foreplay or during sex!

Safex Natural Non Spermicidal Condoms Cheapest Price On The Web!

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 7 Nov 2007 14:06:03 +0000

These are for men that do not want to have to worry about the safety of their condoms. They are non spermicidal and are designed for maximum comfort and safety. At our price, there's no excuse NOT to use them...

Turn Me On Remote Control Bullet Vibrator Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 7 Nov 2007 13:39:49 +0000

A very stylish remote control waterproof bullet with a difference! With 10 functions and an extra silicone sleeve you'll be hard pressed to find a better bullet...

Love Pacifier Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 7 Nov 2007 13:37:23 +0000

The Love Pacifier is perfect for new comers to anal sex. It's ergonomically shaped,perfectly angled for pleasure and has a large EZ-pull handle for great control...

Cloneboy Reduced In Price By £5.00

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:42:57 +0100

The Cloneboy clone your own penis kit has been reduced in price by £5.00.

Britney Spears With No Knickers On!

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:24:04 +0100

Bollockbuster have just received the rights to some new pictures of Britney Spears getting out of a car with no knickers on. Again!

Silk Diamond Bling Reduced In Price By £1.00

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:06:33 +0100

The Silk Diamond Bling waterproof vibrator has been reduced in price by £1.00.

Leather Strap On Reduced In Price By £5.00

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:01:42 +0100

The Leather Strap On has been reduced in price by £5.00.

UR3 Vibrating Cock Reduced In Price By £10.00

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:57:29 +0100

The ultra realistic UR3 Vibrating Cock realistic vibrator has been reduced in price by £10.00.

Soft Touch Vibrating Dong Reduced In Price By £5.00

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:54:36 +0100

The fantastic Soft Touch Vibrating Dong realistic vibrator has been reduced in price by £5.00.

The Wuxxi Reduced In Price By £5.00

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:49:45 +0100

The Wuxxi oral vibrator has been reduced in price by £5.00.

China Brush Reduced In Price By 20%

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:45:19 +0100

The excellent China Brush delayer/desensitiser has been reduced in price by £1.00.

Miyakodori Reduced In Price By £5.00

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:41:15 +0100

The fantastic Miyakodori remote control bullet vibrator has been reduced in price by £5.00.

Strawberries and Cream Reduced In Price By £5.00

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:35:28 +0100

The Strawberries and Cream butterfly vibrator has been reduced in price by £5.00.

The Huge BAM Dildo Is Back In Stock At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 11:03:30 +0100

The largest of our black realistic cocks, Bam is a massive 13 inches long and it's seriously thick at 2.7-Inches in width, that's 8.5" cir-CUM-ference! BACK IN STOCK!

Dr Joel Prostate Probe Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Wed, 3 Oct 2007 17:54:32 +0100

Made from flexible and pliable rubber with pleasure nodes the Dr Joel Prostate Probe is designed to massage the male g-spot and can create orgasms even without masturbating your penis...

Nexus Titus Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 20:46:33 +0100

The Nexus Titus is the latest in the Nexus range of male G Spot massagers. It's Smaller than the Excel and incorporates perineum massage just like the Excel and Glide but the Titus benefits from is ribbed along the shaft You'll never have a tight arse with a Nexus Titus...

Euphoria Prostate Stimulator Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 20:41:26 +0100

The Euphoria prostate stimulator is effective in massaging the male G-spot and perineum thus leading to an intensified orgasm. You may even experience the sensation of a non-ejaculatory orgasm, without any stimulation to the penis. Many men claim that it provides the 'ultimate' orgasmic experience...

Double Penetrator Cock Ring Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 20:35:45 +0100

Who said you can't be in two places at once? This Double Penetrator Cock Ring will leave no hole unfilled whilst blissfully stimulating the testicles or clitoris. Slip the stretchable jelly ring on to the penis for a very rigid erection and maximum staying power. Decide which way up you would like to wear it (your testicles or her clitoris) and switch on the wireless bullet to stimulate you both...

The Huge Jumbo Vibrator Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 20:32:02 +0100

This huge 12" long, 3” wide latex multi-speed vibrator certainly lives up to its name. This is one of the largest pleasure tools in our collection and is definitely not for the feint hearted...

Silicone Ridge Rider Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Fri, 25 May 2007 12:36:57 +0100

The external pleasure ridges give you added girth and will provide your partner increased sensation. Slide it over your penis to help give a rock hard erection...

Expandable Butt Plug Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 14 May 2007 18:59:57 +0100

By gently squeezing the pump you can expand the soft latex plug to your prefered size or pump with the valve open for shuddering bursts of orgasmic sensations...

Lolli Poppers Jesse Smooth Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Mon, 14 May 2007 18:56:33 +0100

Lolli Poppers from Doc Johnson are a range of great new wireless vibrating butt plugs each with different exciting features. Jesse's Lolli Popper has a thick smooth shaft for with a pointed end for easy penetration...

Large Inflatable Dildo Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 13:34:31 +0100

Large cock shaped latex rubber inflatable dildo. Expands to many times it size when pumped up. Features an easily operated air release valve. For when size matters!

Inflatable Butt Plug Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 15:08:29 +0100

Classic style butt plug with a BIG difference. Expands to many times it size when pumped up. Fill your cavity!

Nexus Excel Male G-Spot Massager Is New At Bionic Tonic

admin@bionictonic.co.uk (Lyndon Smith) — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 16:13:27 +0000

The Nexus Excel is a stimulating device for the male G-Spot, a.k.a. the prostate gland. Prostate milking/massage has been used for centuries for two purposes – intense sexual pleasure, and improving the health of the prostate gland.