Cheapest Sex Toy Prices In UK - Guaranteed

When we say it. We mean it!

We guarantee that you can't buy sex toys cheaper online in the UK!

Many sites make this claim. Then they go on to say that it would be a waste of time to go looking...

Of course for most sites making this claim it is utter nonsense. They just assume that you are daft enough to take them at their word...


Price Check Examples:



Mini Rabbit

Mini Rabbit VibratorTake the Mini Rabbit Vibrator for instance, we sell it at £7.75. A quick search on Google UK will show several sites selling this product, some of which will claim to be the cheapest on the web.

We ran the above query on Google UK on 7/04/2006. Out of the first six listed sites selling the Mini Rabbit the prices in order of sites appearance were: £7.75, £12.95, £7.89, £7.90, £9.99 and £15.00.

Yes, you get the picture, the £7.75 was the Bionic Tonic price. A huge range of prices here £7.75 - £15.00, that's nearly 100%, so it does pay to shop around.


TongueJoy

TongueJoy Oral VibratorTake the TongueJoy Oral Vibrator for instance, we sell it at £33.95. A quick search on Google UK will show several sites selling this product, some of which will claim to be the cheapest on the web.

We ran the above query on Google UK on 7/04/2006. Out of the first six listed sites selling the TongueJoy the prices in order of sites appearance were: £45.00, £32.95, £44.00, £39.95, £33.50 and £44.95.

Now you're following our drift, the £32.95 was the Bionic Tonic price. An even larger range of prices here, over 36% difference (£12.00), so when we say we are the cheapest, WE MEAN IT!


Double Bunny

Double Bunny VibratorTake the Double Bunny for instance, we sell it at £19.95. A quick search on Google UK will show several sites selling this product, some of which will claim to be the cheapest on the web.

We ran the above query on Google UK on 7/04/2005. Out of the first six listed sites selling the Double Bunny the prices in order of sites appearance were: £19.99, £21.95, £19.95, £27.95 , £24.85 and £22.95.

Now we've got your attention, of course, the £19.95 was the Bionic Tonic price. Another huge range of prices here, over 40% difference (£8.00). And we ask you to check the prices BEFORE you buy. We've got nothing to hide.

Tip. Use Google UK so as to find UK based sites and get relevant prices for comparison.
Tip. Make accurate searches. Search for the product name followed by it's product type. Eg. "Erotic Rabbit Vibrator" or "E Z Rider Dildo".


The Cheapest Price Guarantee:



If you find the same product cheaper (including postage) and in stock on another UK based Web site within 3 days of buying it from Bionic Tonic, we shall refund the difference.


The Conditions:



To qualify for the Bionic Tonic Price Guarantee:

  • The product must be available on a UK based Online Shop. We cannot match prices on non UK Web sites or Web sites that appear to be UK based but are run by companies who are based offshore to avoid paying VAT.

  • The product must be Available for immediate despatch. If a site's delivery policy isn't clear, they probably don't hold any stock at all and you could be waiting for weeks. It's easy for companies to offer low prices on products they don't have in stock!

  • The site must have current Security Certificate (SSL) and use HTTPS in all secure areas. Sorry, but there are many hobby sites about that are NOT run as a business. They almost certainly do NOT hold stock. We have to make a profit...

  • The site must not be an auction site. Sorry, but we cannot match prices on auction sites, not least because it's impossible to say what the final price will be. Never mind the risks involved with such dealings...